Wednesday, August 30, 2006

The Difference Between Star Trek and the Best Science Fiction Show Ever on TV










Star Trek
:

Picard: "Arm photon torpedoes!"
Riker: "Captain! Are you sure that's wise?"
Troi: "Captain! I'm picking up conflicting feelings about this! And, it appears that you're a 'fraidy cat."
Wesley: "Captain, I'm just an annoying punk, but I thought I should say something."
Worf: "Captain, can I push the button? This is giving me a big Klingon warrior chubby."
Giordi: "Captain, I think we should reverse the polarity on them first."
Picard: "I'm so confused. I'm going to go to my stateroom and look pensive."

Firefly:

Captain: "Let's shoot them."
Crewman: "Are you sure that's wise?"
Captain: "Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I'll BEAT YOU WITH until you realize who's in command."
Crewman: "Aye Aye, sir!"

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Chad Vader - Day Shift Manager (episode 2)

Life is hard when you're Darth Vader's less-talented, less-charismatic younger brother and you manage a grocery store.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Chad Vader - Day Shift Manager (episode 1)

(next week, episode 2)

Life is hard when you're Darth Vader's less-talented, less-charismatic younger brother and you manage a grocery store.

The Dark Knight Returns in... "The Dark Knight"

Source: Warner Bros. Pictures July 31, 2006

As a follow up to last year's blockbuster Batman Begins, Christopher Nolan is set to direct Warner Bros. Pictures' The Dark Knight, written by Jonathan Nolan, based on a story by Christopher Nolan and David Goyer. The film will be produced by Emma Thomas, Charles Roven and Christopher Nolan. Additionally, Christian Bale will resume his role as Bruce Wayne and Academy Award nominee Heath Ledger has been cast as The Joker. The announcements were made today by Jeff Robinov, President of Production, Warner Bros. Pictures.

Christopher Nolan revamped the Batman franchise in 2005 with the immensely successful Batman Begins, starring Christian Bale in the title role, which chronicled the early years of the superhero. Nolan first garnered attention from critics and fans in 2000 with the groundbreaking drama "Memento," which he wrote and directed. He went on to direct the thriller "Insomnia," starring Al Pacino and Robin Williams, and recently wrapped production on "The Prestige," with Hugh Jackman and Bale.

Bale was most recently seen in the ensemble cast of Terrence Malick's "The New World." His other credits include "Little Women," "Portrait of a Lady," "Metroland," "American Psycho," "Laurel Canyon" and Steven Spielberg's "Empire of the Sun," which was his first starring role.

Ledger most recently earned Oscar Golden Globe, BAFTA and SAG Award nominations and won the New York Film Critics Circle Award for Best Actor for his portrayal of Ennis Del Mar in the award-winning drama "Brokeback Mountain." His other credits include "Casanova," "Monster's Ball," "Lords of Dogtown," "The Brothers Grimm" and "The Patriot."

"Chris' unique vision is what made 'Batman Begins' such an outstanding film and we could not imagine anyone else at the helm of 'The Dark Knight,'" said Robinov. "We also can't wait to see two such formidable actors as Christian and Heath face off with each other as Batman and The Joker."

"I'm excited to continue the story we started with 'Batman Begins,'" added Nolan. "Our challenge in casting The Joker was to find an actor who is not just extraordinarily talented but fearless. Watching Heath Ledger's interpretation of this iconic character taking on Christian Bale's Batman is going to be incredible."

Production is set to begin on The Dark Knight in early 2007.

I like the title, but I definitely have to admit the Ledger casting came out of left field. Well, in Nolan we must trust.

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In related news Christian Bale was recently interviewed about the sequel and the casting of Ledger as the Joker.

From FilmFocus: "I just love that title," Bale told FilmFocus, "You know, nothing's written in stone yet, but I like, very much, that it doesn't have 'Batman' written in the title. This take on Batman of mine and Chris' is very different from any of the others and everything else always had Batman in the title. I think this is kind-of distancing it even further and saying, 'Hey, this is a whole different creature from what has come before.'"

Much as Ledger is a wildly different choice for the Joker; in Tim Burton's 1989 version the role went to The Smile himself, Jack Nicholson. "Absolutely," Bale told us, "Heath is very much into what Chris had done with the first one and he's very passionate about the role."

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Tuesday, August 01, 2006

F$%KING TOM CRUISE AND F$%KING MEL GIBSON: A Quick Rant

K, after reading about the latest adventures of Mad Max, a few thoughts ran through my mind.

1) Although not likely the sole reason Gibson is f#$ked in the head, his devotion to old school Catholism has obviously made him a little nutty. It's no wonder he has played characters like Sergeant Martin Riggs in the Lethal Weapons series...didn't he eat dog food in one of those movies?


2) Why is it that whenever I hear about Britiny's next baby,Colin Farrell's latest sex tape, Tom Cruise's latest trip down crazy lane, or Lindsay Lohan being... well... Lindsay Lohan, I think of this.

and the third thought...

3) Damn you Mel Gibson! I already was aware that you were batsh%t insane when I saw the Passion of the Christ, and read about how you insisted on your hands being filmed while you drove the nails through poor Jim Caviezel's hands, but you seriously need to just go back to Australia and play with some dingos, because you, along with Tom Cruise, have now tarnished two movies that once ranked so highly on my list of quality flicks (The Last Samurai, Braveheart).

Now, every time I watch this...



I'm going to think of this...

And every time I see this...

I'm going to picture this.