Monday, November 03, 2008
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Let Me Get This Straight...

If you grow up in Hawaii , raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic and different."
If you grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, it’s the quintessential American story.
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If your name is Barack, you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
If you name your kids Willow , Trig and Track, you're a maverick.
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If you graduate from Harvard law School, you are unstable.
If you attend five different small colleges before graduating, you're well-grounded.
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If you:
spend three years as a community organizer,
become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review,
create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters,
spend twelve years as a Constitutional Law professor,
spend eight years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people,
become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee,
spend four years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people,
sponsor 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.
If your total resume is:
local weather girl
four years on the city council of a town with less than 7,000 people,
six years as the mayor of the same small town,
twenty months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people,
getting a passport two years ago,
never traveled outside the United States until last year except to go Mexico and Canada ,
then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.
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If you have been married to the same woman for nineteen years while raising two beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.
If you cheated on your first wife, who waited years for your return, with a rich heiress, then left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.
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If you want to teach young children about sexual predators, you are irresponsible and eroding the fiber of society.
If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system, you're very responsible.
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If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America 's.

If you're husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that hates America and advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.
OK, it’s much clearer now.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
New Ferret Pics
Say hi to Baby & Critter (aka "Churpa" & "Vlad").
Click to look at pictures on Flickr.
Friday, August 29, 2008
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Dr. Horrible, The Dark Knight, and Watchmen Trailer
Also, The Dark Knight really is an incredible movie and I plan on seeing it again this weekend to further absorb the movie in its entirety. I want to write a comprehensive review of the film, and I may yet do that, but the fact of the matter is that all of the build-up, all of the hype for the film, just doesn't do it justice. This is a great film that just happens to have Batman and The Joker in it. Kudos to everyone who worked on the film, because movies of this quality are increasingly rare these days. Even jaded sociology majors can and should enjoy this one. ;)
Finally, the Watchmen trailer was attached to The Dark Knight, and it looks pretty solid at this stage.
What a good weekend to be a geek!
Update: Another funny addition to the "I'm a Marvel I'm a DC" video series.
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Slacker Races June 2008

Myself? I was the ultimate slacker and opted for the 4-mile race, which is still more than a 5k, thank you very much. Anywho, I also ran the whole way and managed to finish with a time of 34:28, which I thought was okay. Turns out, I placed first in my age group of 24-29 and at the award/prize ceremony during the post-race festivities, I was honored with a gold medal.
As the consummate humble individual, I made no attempts to call attention to myself, but a handful of people did ask to touch me. K, not quite, but they did ask to touch the medal. In all seriousness though I was surprised at my placing, but also honored to receive an award for my accomplishment. I hope to eventually put the medal and the bib in a frame.
In summation, the entire weekend was a blast! The three of us had a nice meal on Friday night that consisted of portabella-veggie burgers, baked potatoes, and grilled corn on the cob. The race day was especially a great experience, despite having to wake up at 5:00 AM on a Saturday to make it to the shuttles in Georgetown. The post-race festivities included some great food, drinks, and people. Plus, the t-shirts that we got in our packages were pretty sweet! It took us a while to notice the dude that the bear is chasing.
The rest of the pictures from the event can be viewed here. Here's to looking forward to the Firecracker 5k this 4th of July!
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Review: The Incredible Hulk

Thursday, June 19, 2008
Dork Tower Comic
Thursday, June 12, 2008
A Man/Woman and His/Her Mac

After talking to various friends and colleagues of mine over the past year or so, it has become apparent that there are a few Mac owners/users out there. This has led me to ponder how people may use their Mac OS differently. Specifically, I am curious how other users customize their system preferences to suit their individual tastes. If you are a Mac user, please feel free to share your responses to the below queries (my answers are in italics). If you are not a Mac user, seek help, your mind is sick and you desperately need professional help.


Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Iron Man vs Batman
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Cricket, Cricket...
Northwestern University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant
standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed
distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant's foot, and found a
large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently
as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the
elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the
man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for
several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but
being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and
walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his
teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the
creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron
were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its
front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that
several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if
this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over
the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to
the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again,
wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the
railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
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**This is for all of my friends who send me those heart-warming bullshit
stories.**
Thursday, May 08, 2008
G.I. What Now?

Saturday, May 03, 2008
I'm a Marvel...and I'm a DC: Iron Man and Batman
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Tis the Season for Fixin' de Autos

Saturday, April 19, 2008
Mac vs. PC: The Ultimate Lab Test for New Desktops & Laptops
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Quick Movie Review: Pan's Labyrinth

Monday, April 07, 2008
I Have My Candidate

Saturday, March 29, 2008
The Geekster Handbook

Thursday, March 20, 2008
Catching Up
- A couple Friday's ago Fleur, Indian Princess, and I attended an Obama rally here in Laramie. The event was well-attended and certainly worth going to. Obama delivered many of the same talking points from earlier rallies and speeches, but he did manage to throw in a few Wyoming references that were appreciated. I must say, regardless of whether or not you are pulling for the guy at this point, one cannot deny his mad orator skills. Myself? I think he is the more desirable candidate compared to the wicked witch of the...ahem...Clinton, or "Iran is aiding Al Qaeda" and I've been a prisoner of war and am a grumpy old man McCain. With that said, whose leg do I have to hump to get an "Obama Boy" shirt? Why should girls have all of the fun with supporting the guy?
- Last Friday, Indian Princess, Mustang, and I ran another 5k. This one was in Ft. Collins and was called the "Sharin' O' the Green". Our team, "The Pink Fluffy Monsters" finished 45th out of a registered 55 teams, with times of 30:14 (yours truly); 42:03 (Mustang); and Indian Princess (42:04). This was Mustang's first race ever and she was a real trooper. In future races we hope to go by the team name "Killer Tofu," well at least I do. After the race, we enjoyed the St. Patrick's Day parade and then ate some brunch at Beau Joe's pizza, where I had an exquisite tofu pie. *drool*
- Otherwise, life is moving along. I was able to spend some time with my sister during the past week while she was in town for her 21st birthday. It is an unsettling experience to witness your younger sister pound down so much alcohol and still not look that worse for wear.
- Indian Princess and I also recently subscribed to NETFLIX, and we are looking forward to trying it out for a while.
- Finally, if you haven't yet visited the IRON MAN website, do yourself a favor and give it a quick browse. If you cannot at least get SOMEWHAT excited for this flick, you are SO dead inside!
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
The Incredible Hulk Trailer
Monday, March 10, 2008
Picture Debuts for Five Watchmen Characters

Friday, February 29, 2008
Full Iron Man Trailer

Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Nader,Data Backup, the Significance of Leap Year, and Juno
-February 29th is just around the corner. The day holds a special place in my heart, as it is the day that Indian Princess and I started "seeing each other." Whatever that means.
-If you haven't seen Juno yet, do. It's one of the more charming movies I have seen in a while. It will make a nice addition to the "legally archived collection." If you're concerned whether or not you will enjoy it, I can definitely say that it is better than both Jumper and The Chronicles of Riddick combined. I saw the later on tv the other day, what a silly, silly movie.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Woe is February
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008
I'm a Big Kid Now
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
To Game or Not to Game

Wednesday, January 30, 2008
En Memoriam

No matter how at peace one may be with the concept of death, one cannot help but be impacted by it when it hits home. When a loved one passes on, we are left to grieve for their absence. However, we soon come around to focusing on the wonderful memories and experiences that we shared with them, and we realize that they never actually left. That in fact they are still here.
Our loved ones live on, forever, in our memories, in our stories, and in our hearts and souls. All we have to do is close our eyes and there they are, always waiting, always willing to bring a smile to our faces.
If you have any pets, give them an extra sign of affection and let them know how treasured they really are. Let them know how much happiness and joy they bring to your life.
“Ode to Beastie”
You were taken much to soon
Taken before we could be ready
But could we ever be prepared for this?
When you brought so much to our lives
When you touched our souls so deeply
All of the times when you would dance and play
All of the times when you would brighten up our day
Make no mistake, you will be missed
Your scurrying feet, and your thievish ways
But you should also know how loved you were
And how cherished you will always be
The house is more quite now
Your cage, more empty
But you are in a better place
No pain, no suffering, only peace
We still feel you, if only we could still hold you
We hear you, telling us to be strong
We want to thank you Mr. Beastie
For being so kind, so carefree, and so fearless and brave
You are in a better place now
Play on little buddy, play on
Dance away little Beastie, dance away
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Less Than One Year Left
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Kick @$$ Song: Number 12, 13, 14, 15, and 16
Three More Days
Empty
Jolene
Forever My Friend
Trouble
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
Back in 2008

Hope everyone had a happy holiday season. It's crazy what can happen during a 3+ week absence from posting or plugging in to world events.
- The Hellboy 2 trailer looks awesome!
- The Daily Show and The Colbert Report are back on the air. Still don't know how I feel about that. I'm happy to have the shows back on, but I do agree that the strike has gotten a bit ridiculous on both sides. With that said, it will be interesting to watch these shows as the strike goes on. At least they are back so I can pretend this isn't on the air.
- Hillary and Obama are slugging it out for the Democratic nomination. I am keeping an eye on the race, and I have to say, Obama is quite the orator. Whether that translates into winning the nomination is yet to be determined. I suppose in some aspects it's inspiring to think about the increasing likelihood that we may have either a woman or an African American in the White House in 2009. It will be interesting to see how the race develops over the next month or so.
- Wyoming gave most of its delegates to Mitt Romney. Way to go Wyo! Here's to hoping that Trauner can get the Congressional seat this year.
- Oh, and Britney Spears is still insane.