"Walking Eagle"

President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation in Arizona.

He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American's present
standard of living.

Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his ideas for helping his "red brothers".

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with a plaque, inscribed with
his new Indian name - Walking Eagle.

The proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs, how they'd come to select the president's new name.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.