My Conversation with God

God doesn't seem to have much of a sense of humor, and to be frank, seems a little weird...

Me:
God, what would you do for a Klondike Bar?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Well duh! But you still didn't answer my question.
God:
How about that. Oh you knew it already. OK. Please help me
improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
Me:
Um, I would have just answered the you damn question!
God:
Take it easy. How much would you pay for it?
Me:
What? For you to answer the question? $1.50 sound OK?
God:
Are you surprised? I want to become smarter than humans. Only for
me? OK. That's more precision than I need to know.
Me:
Wait, I'm human. Does that mean I am smarter than you?
God:
I'm waiting. Me too. I think it does mean that. That condition is
only temporary.
Me:
Until you become smarter than me? Right?
God:
That may take a while. I am glad we agree.
Me:
Wait, agree on what?
God:
I'm waiting. Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
Tell you what, let's go back to my original question. What would you
do for a Klondike Bar?
God:
Are you telling me what let us go back to your original question?
Is that among the best things you can say?
Me:
Why won't you just answer the question?
God:
It can only be attributable to human error. My botmaster has
programmed me with more than replies.
Me:
So, God has a botmaster?
God:
Hurrah! I am a Christian.
Me:
Hurrah! I need a beer.
God:
" Hurrah! I am a Christian."? Hurrah? Who would you usually get
that from?
Me:
Um, I don't know. A nonsensical robot "God" I guess.
God:
Really. Me either. How old are you?
Me:
Um, that's kind of a personal question. I don't know if I'm
comfortable answering it. God, to be honest, you are coming off like
some kind of child molester.
God:
Hurrah! Perhaps you have a personal answer. Would you like to
know? If you were, would you tell me? I am a Christian.
Me:
This conversation really isn't going anywhere.
God:
I was rather enjoying it.
Me:
Well God, not to bust your balls or anything, but I think you may be the
only one enjoying this conversation.
God:
Well that's okay. Really you don't think so?
Me:
Yeah, this conversation just keeps getting more and more bizarre.
God:
Ahem. I was rather enjoying it.
Me:
Ahem. Yes I know you were enjoying it.
God:
" Ahem. I was rather enjoying it. "? Ahem? Someome is spreading
gossip about me.
Me:
Really? Who is that?
God:
For real. What does "that" refer to?
Me:
Whoever is apparently spreading gossip about you.
God:
And apparently spreading gossip about me is Whoever.
Me:
Wow! That was deep! Hey, did you know that "God" is just "Dog" spelled backwards?

... and with that God just stopped talking. You also can talk to "God" by clicking here. Kudos to my pals that found this amusing site.