"Vanilla Fresh": An Explanation

As you can see, His Sinfulness the Black Pope has changed my blog's link name to "Vanilla Fresh." This warrants an explanation I suppose. "Vanilla Fresh" is my court name/other personality that comes out whenever I am in a VERY competitive mood (which is a rarity), while participating in sporting activities. Again, this is a very rare occasion, but one that is quite humorous according to those who have seen it.

"Vanilla Fresh" or "'Nilla Fresh"--depending on how much time you have to talk or how "street" you are--made his debut during a particularly spirited game of H.O.R.S.E. between myself, my sister, and my fiance. The conept of "Vanilla Fresh" was inspired by my scandinavian/scotch/irish-white skin, an episode of Family Guy, and most importantly, my hard-knock life-upbringing in the mean streets of Laramie. The accuracy of the later is still being debated to this day.

In addition, "Vanilla Fresh" has been known to take his shirt off while competing, if the situation warrants. All are warned to look away or risk permanent blindness when "Vanilla Fresh" reveals his pale, spartan-like physique.

Finally, in "Vanilla Fresh's" downtime, he can be found busting anything from his grove to his nut while participating in a wide variety of physical activities.

Those who compete against "Vanilla Fresh" should be aware of only one thing, you are in his house, you either bring it or take that trash outa' here.